COVID SeniorLockdown, Day 15

You didn’t miss an episode. It was a day of rest. I feel better.

Mrs. F and I were discussing the theory posited in the last entry. We missed something crucial. What if, just sayin’, this is all a big plot foisted on us by The Richest Man in the World (BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!)?

The Richest Man in the World, of course, owns the biggest online store in the world. And because of the virus, nobody is happy to go into a local store, or drive near a store, or even know someone who has driven by a store. And The Richest Man in the World is also the guy who is fighting for the $10 gazillion contract to put the whole DoD in the cloud, and owns the Washington Post. And this whole thing is really about driving the last stake into the heart of the brick-and-mortar shopping industry and make all of us dependent upon the online delivery company owned by The (BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!) Richest Man in the World.

And, after the retail industry is gone and the Government is in the cloud and the Washington Post says it’s okay, well, we’ll have Skynet.

Told you.